1. 某次英文考试有两道题目:
1)我穿上外套,却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2)他听见电话铃响,就过去接了电话。
正确答案应为:
1) I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2)As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.
但是某生的答案是:
1) Shit!
2) Hello?
2. 某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:I am hongtao liu,外宾曰:我他妈还是方片七呢!
3. 某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry.
老外应道:I am sorry too.
某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,问: What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.
4. 某男,亦粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是:Sex,该男思之久已,毅然下笔: “Once a week”。
签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.”
该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female” ,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?”
男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have *** with female.