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[八卦] 肯德基服务员与顾客对话，太TM搞笑了[7则] 1.顾客：“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐”服务员：“厄……先生，不好意思，没有鲨鱼堡，深海鳕鱼堡可以吗？” 顾客：“啊……没有啦，那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”（心里还很不情愿） 服务员：“.……” 评论：靠，你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢 2 . 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大？” 服务员：“这么大”（给她指了指） 顾客：“中的呢？” 服务员：“这么大”（我又指了指） 顾客：“那好吧，给我来个土豆泥” 服务员：… 评论：别拦着我，让我下去抽她！！！ 3 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡” 服务员：…… 评论：妈的，懒得跟精神xxx的人废话 4 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“要一个外带全家桶” 服务员：“还需要别的么？” 顾客：“嗯……在来两瓶啤酒吧！” 服务员：“对不起，我们没有酒类饮料” 顾客：“我记得以前有呢” 服务员：…… 评论：大哥，你说的那是乱世佳人吧 5 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“我要一杯九珍果汁和一包大的Q B鸡米花” 服务员：“您是要劲爆鸡米花吗？” 顾客：“诶，改名啦” 服务员：…… 评论：好么，你不知道最近XXX么！ 6 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我吆半斤内个什么鸡米花来着” 服务员：“……” 顾客：“多少钱？” 服务员：“我们不批发” 评论：大爷把鸡米花当爆米花这么买 7 服务员：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“你好，我要一份肯德基” 服务员：“您需要什么？” 顾客：“我不说了吗，要份肯德基” 服务员：“肯德基的产品有很多，您需要哪一种” 顾客：“别的不需要，就要肯德基！” 服务员：…… 评论：他当时要是有把xxx一定嘣了那个人 |
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