[视频] Firework恶搞版

以前有人发过Katy Perry的Firework，挺好听的一首鼓舞人的歌，MV做的不错，没听过的朋友可以听一下的。听过的如果不知道歌的意思，可以再看一下（下面的原版视频有歌词），不然可能看不懂恶搞的视频。

Firework的恶搞视频有好几个，我把最好笑的发上来，由于网上还没有恶搞版的歌词，我让一朋友帮我做了一个，大家将就看。

原版MV



视频下载地址：http://u.115.com/file/e6yoo03n#Download[中英字幕]_Katy_Perry_-_Firework.mp4
MP3下载地址：http://u.115.com/file/e6yo6og5#DownloadFirework.mp3

恶搞版（歌手长得也很像）



视频下载地址：http://u.115.com/file/bhzxxcuu#Download专业恶搞团队The_Key_of_Awesome新作Katy_Perry-Firework.mp4

恶搞版歌词：

是否曾经有过这么个不速之客
Have you ever had an uninvited guest
为什么你穿了个运动裤
Why did you wear sweatpants
而那天她却穿了那么个裙子
The day she wore that dress
你在上面放了本书
You put a book on it
你的棍子却不愿意服输
Your woody wouldn't quit
一直想些下流的事情
Think of disgusting things
并且不能再多想一点
and don't encourage it
然后拉链开始要崩裂
And then it starts to achezippers about to break
你用所有的方法要驯服这条裤裆里的蛇
Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
好好听课
Listen and listen good
不要在隐藏你的棍子
Don' t cover up your wood
一根真正的棍子永远不应该隐藏或者禁锢
A woody never should Ever have to be Caged or blocked
解开你的大门
Unlock your jock
让它就像盒子里的千斤顶一样的爆出
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
展现你的小弟弟还能用
Show em that your willy works
勃起不该是一件有害的事情
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
让他们都尖叫 我的上帝
Make em scream oh my god
就像让你的光亮的圆棍震惊他们一样
As you shock em with your lightning rod
BABY让你的驴升起来吧
Baby let your mojo rise
大小并不是问题
It doesn't matter what the size
你没必要觉得丢人
You don't have to feel ashamed
就像麦丽（迪斯尼前任红人问题女孩 现任是justin bieber女友）一样不服管教
Like Miley it just can't be tamed
Boing boing boing
就算比波音波音波音（飞机）还大
Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing
有时候会很麻烦麻烦麻烦
Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying
但你的自信在增长增长增长
But now your confidence is gro ow oing
把你的精液拿来炫耀
Put your package on display
就算他们尖叫这吓走
Even if they scream and run away
你就是你胯下独眼马的最佳马术师
Your the jockey of your one eyed horse
我说的是你能驾驭了它
I'm talking bout your dong of course
有一天你变的又老又没劲
Someday when youíre old and bored
你会希望你曾经更多展现过
You'll wish that you had shown it more
这就是为什么这个世界存在
It's the reason that the world was born
就像每个女孩都坚信存在独角兽
Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing ding dong
一些路人甲胖子会消失在你的生活中
Someday random chubbys will be gone
Doing ding dong
真不敢相信我写了一首schlong（penis即JJ的俚语）歌曲
Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song

[ 本帖最后由 klfzzp 于 2011-7-13 18:54 编辑 ]