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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.又被女朋友感動了,今天陪她去又被女朋友感動了,今天陪她去墮胎,
躺在病床上虛弱的她對我說:「親愛的,不是你的孩子我不要!

2.房东老太太本地人,脾气古怪很少笑。今天去交2月份的房租,难得见老太太笑呵呵的。
完了回到家对男朋友说:房东太太不知道有啥高兴事,去交房租时笑呵呵的。
男朋友:也许是因为2月只有28天吧……

3.现在的人真的是越来越不懂礼数了!当初对门结婚,我开门碰到,恭喜他们新婚快乐,竟然连喜糖都不发一颗。
都说远亲不如近邻,还好我以德报怨。
今天我就给对门的男主人发短信,让他回来捉女干。
做好事的感觉真是太爽啦!

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