昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：  

前台小姐：“Hello.”  

　　老外：“Hi.”  

　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”  

　　老外：“Can you speak english？”  

　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”  

　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”  

　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”  

　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”  

　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”  

　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”  

　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

very very good

roflmao so funny

经典的中国式英语。
再加一句。give you some color to see.
本人E语不好，可能有些单词打错了。

真正的中国式英语，我们的国家在进步呀！

a3437728

郁闷啊..欺负我看不懂英语......万恶啊

your grandmother's chest
i will give you some color to see see
color wolf
and etc.

whn0088

哈哈 太有意思了,强!

这个前台文员的英语，我想应该超过我了，至少她敢对外国人说。

强悍呀，笑死了。老外遇到这样的肯定逗死了。